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Magic and Novelty Items:

2x 2nd Amendment One Million Dollar Novelty Bills (NEW) $1,000,000 Bills

The front shows a picture of a Colt 45 and 2 AR-15s and the back shows 2 U.S. flags and a bald eagle.

These are novelty bills so are not U.S. currency. You can think of novelty bills as being what U.S. currency might look like in an alternate reality slightly different than the reality of today. They are nice for collecting, party favors, stocking stuffers and other gifts, or poker night.

Please don’t lie to kids and tell them they’re real as that would be morally wrong because if you lie to them and just never tell them the truth they might think “I’m rich!” then spend their real money wastefully and be hugely disappointed when they find out the novelty bills aren’t real money later and if you lie to them for just minutes they might think “I’m rich!” and become happy only to be at least a little disappointed minutes later when you tell them the truth so it’s always best to just not lie to them.

Novelty bills are the only item I sell that a tracking number is not going to be available because I ship using a First-Class Forever Stamp and the envelope will be sealed with tape because adding liquid to use the glue on the envelope could mess up the novelty bills and so for opening the envelope I recommend holding it up to the light to see where the novelty bills are inside it before cutting into it with a pair of scissors.

2x President Dwight Eisenhower Ten Thousand Dollar Novelty Bills (NEW) $10,000 Bills

The front shows a picture of President Eisenhower.

These are novelty bills so are not U.S. currency. You can think of novelty bills as being what U.S. currency might look like in an alternate reality slightly different than the reality of today. They are nice for collecting, party favors, stocking stuffers and other gifts, or poker night.

Please don’t lie to kids and tell them they’re real as that would be morally wrong because if you lie to them and just never tell them the truth they might think “I’m rich!” then spend their real money wastefully and be hugely disappointed when they find out the novelty bills aren’t real money later and if you lie to them for just minutes they might think “I’m rich!” and become happy only to be at least a little disappointed minutes later when you tell them the truth so it’s always best to just not lie to them.

Novelty bills are the only item I sell that a tracking number is not going to be available because I ship using a First-Class Forever Stamp and the envelope will be sealed with tape because adding liquid to use the glue on the envelope could mess up the novelty bills and so for opening the envelope I recommend holding it up to the light to see where the novelty bills are inside it before cutting into it with a pair of scissors.

2x President Grover Cleveland One Thousand Dollar Novelty Bills (NEW) $1,000 Bills

The front shows a picture of President Grover Cleveland and the back shows the back of the White House.

These are novelty bills so are not U.S. currency. You can think of novelty bills as being what U.S. currency might look like in an alternate reality slightly different than the reality of today. They are nice for collecting, party favors, stocking stuffers and other gifts, or poker night.

Please don’t lie to kids and tell them they’re real as that would be morally wrong because if you lie to them and just never tell them the truth they might think “I’m rich!” then spend their real money wastefully and be hugely disappointed when they find out the novelty bills aren’t real money later and if you lie to them for just minutes they might think “I’m rich!” and become happy only to be at least a little disappointed minutes later when you tell them the truth so it’s always best to just not lie to them.

Novelty bills are the only item I sell that a tracking number is not going to be available because I ship using a First-Class Forever Stamp and the envelope will be sealed with tape because adding liquid to use the glue on the envelope could mess up the novelty bills and so for opening the envelope I recommend holding it up to the light to see where the novelty bills are inside it before cutting into it with a pair of scissors.

We have 9 sets of 2 in stock (this is exact).

2x President James Garfield Five Hundred Dollar Novelty Bills (NEW) $500 Bills

The front shows a picture of President Garfield and the back shows the back of the White House.

These are novelty bills so are not U.S. currency. You can think of novelty bills as being what U.S. currency might look like in an alternate reality slightly different than the reality of today. They are nice for collecting, party favors, stocking stuffers and other gifts, or poker night.

Please don’t lie to kids and tell them they’re real as that would be morally wrong because if you lie to them and just never tell them the truth they might think “I’m rich!” then spend their real money wastefully and be hugely disappointed when they find out the novelty bills aren’t real money later and if you lie to them for just minutes they might think “I’m rich!” and become happy only to be at least a little disappointed minutes later when you tell them the truth so it’s always best to just not lie to them.

Novelty bills are the only item I sell that a tracking number is not going to be available because I ship using a First-Class Forever Stamp and the envelope will be sealed with tape because adding liquid to use the glue on the envelope could mess up the novelty bills and so for opening the envelope I recommend holding it up to the light to see where the novelty bills are inside it before cutting into it with a pair of scissors.

We have 0 sets of 2 in stock.

2x President James Buchanan One Hundred Dollar Novelty Bills (NEW) $100 Bills

The front shows a picture of President James Buchanan and the back shows the back of the White House.

These are novelty bills so are not U.S. currency. You can think of novelty bills as being what U.S. currency might look like in an alternate reality slightly different than the reality of today. They are nice for collecting, party favors, stocking stuffers and other gifts, or poker night.

Please don’t lie to kids and tell them they’re real as that would be morally wrong because if you lie to them and just never tell them the truth they might think “I’m rich!” then spend their real money wastefully and be hugely disappointed when they find out the novelty bills aren’t real money later and if you lie to them for just minutes they might think “I’m rich!” and become happy only to be at least a little disappointed minutes later when you tell them the truth so it’s always best to just not lie to them.

Novelty bills are the only item I sell that a tracking number is not going to be available because I ship using a First-Class Forever Stamp and the envelope will be sealed with tape because adding liquid to use the glue on the envelope could mess up the novelty bills and so for opening the envelope I recommend holding it up to the light to see where the novelty bills are inside it before cutting into it with a pair of scissors.

2x President Donald Trump Gold Foil One Hundred Dollar Novelty Bills (NEW) $100 Bills

They’re both colorized and gold foil. They are stiffer than actual U.S. paper currency or ordinary novelty bills. The front shows a picture of President Donald Trump and the back shows Independence Hall (the building in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where both the United States Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution were debated and adopted).

These are novelty bills so are not U.S. currency. You can think of novelty bills as being what U.S. currency might look like in an alternate reality slightly different than the reality of today. They are nice for collecting, party favors, stocking stuffers and other gifts, or poker night.

Please don’t lie to kids and tell them they’re real as that would be morally wrong because if you lie to them and just never tell them the truth they might think “I’m rich!” then spend their real money wastefully and be hugely disappointed when they find out the novelty bills aren’t real money later and if you lie to them for just minutes they might think “I’m rich!” and become happy only to be at least a little disappointed minutes later when you tell them the truth so it’s always best to just not lie to them.

Novelty bills are the only item I sell that a tracking number is not going to be available because I ship using a First-Class Forever Stamp and the envelope will be sealed with tape because adding liquid to use the glue on the envelope could mess up the novelty bills and so for opening the envelope I recommend holding it up to the light to see where the novelty bills are inside it before cutting into it with a pair of scissors.

We have 7 sets of 2 in stock.

$CASH$ Funny Money Extra Large Dollar Bills 50 ct. (NEW, sealed) $7

Jokes and Gags Stretch Buck (NEW, sealed) $6

The package reads: “Make your money go further with stretch buck! Super Stretchy. Use over & over.”

Joking Around Whoopee Cushion (NEW, sealed) $6

Using a whoopee cushion on someone is the funniest classic practical joke of all time. The practical joke that only stupid and evil people do that they incorrectly believe is the funniest classic practical joke of all time is knocking on the front door super loud like the police and announcing themselves super loud as the police when they’re not the police and only people that are stupid and evil that are victims of that joke think that joke is funny so you should never do that joke and if someone does that joke to you you should never show them positive regard. Showing positive regard for the police joke makes about as much sense as showing positive regard if a friend walks up to you and says “hey, how’s it going?” and then kicks you in the balls has hard as he can. And the only time it would be funny (and ethical) to kick your friend the balls as hard as you can is if he just did the police joke to you and you just opened your door to see it was him and then right after you kicked him in the balls as hard as you can you said “never stop by here or call me again” and then closed and locked the door.

Flarp Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion in Orange (NEW, sealed) $8

It’s from JA-RU inc. The package reads: “Exclusive patented design! Works over and over! Re-inflates by itself! Big sound! Age 4+.” Using a whoopee cushion on someone is the funniest classic practical joke of all time. The practical joke that only stupid and evil people do that they incorrectly believe is the funniest classic practical joke of all time is knocking on the front door super loud like the police and announcing themselves super loud as the police when they’re not the police and only people that are stupid and evil that are victims of that joke think that joke is funny so you should never do that joke and if someone does that joke to you you should never show them positive regard. Showing positive regard for the police joke makes about as much sense as showing positive regard if a friend walks up to you and says “hey, how’s it going?” and then kicks you in the balls has hard as he can. And the only time it would be funny (and ethical) to kick your friend the balls as hard as you can is if he just did the police joke to you and you just opened your door to see it was him and then right after you kicked him in the balls as hard as you can you said “never stop by here or call me again” and then closed and locked the door.

We have 4 of this color in stock.

Flarp Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion in Green (NEW, sealed) $8

It’s from JA-RU inc. The package reads: “Exclusive patented design! Works over and over! Re-inflates by itself! Big sound! Age 4+.” Using a whoopee cushion on someone is the funniest classic practical joke of all time. The practical joke that only stupid and evil people do that they incorrectly believe is the funniest classic practical joke of all time is knocking on the front door super loud like the police and announcing themselves super loud as the police when they’re not the police and only people that are stupid and evil that are victims of that joke think that joke is funny so you should never do that joke and if someone does that joke to you you should never show them positive regard. Showing positive regard for the police joke makes about as much sense as showing positive regard if a friend walks up to you and says “hey, how’s it going?” and then kicks you in the balls has hard as he can. And the only time it would be funny (and ethical) to kick your friend the balls as hard as you can is if he just did the police joke to you and you just opened your door to see it was him and then right after you kicked him in the balls as hard as you can you said “never stop by here or call me again” and then closed and locked the door.

We have 4 of this color in stock.

Flarp Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion in Yellow (NEW, sealed) $8

It’s from JA-RU inc. The package reads: “Exclusive patented design! Works over and over! Re-inflates by itself! Big sound! Age 4+.” Using a whoopee cushion on someone is the funniest classic practical joke of all time. The practical joke that only stupid and evil people do that they incorrectly believe is the funniest classic practical joke of all time is knocking on the front door super loud like the police and announcing themselves super loud as the police when they’re not the police and only people that are stupid and evil that are victims of that joke think that joke is funny so you should never do that joke and if someone does that joke to you you should never show them positive regard. Showing positive regard for the police joke makes about as much sense as showing positive regard if a friend walks up to you and says “hey, how’s it going?” and then kicks you in the balls has hard as he can. And the only time it would be funny (and ethical) to kick your friend the balls as hard as you can is if he just did the police joke to you and you just opened your door to see it was him and then right after you kicked him in the balls as hard as you can you said “never stop by here or call me again” and then closed and locked the door.

We have 1 of this color in stock.

Squawking Rubber Chicken (NEW) $7 Prank Gag Dog Toy Squeaking Squeaker Chew Toy

It’s slightly over 6 inches tall. It squawks when squished. For a prank it can be placed under a couch cushion for someone to sit on it and make it squawk. It can also be used as a dog toy since it is made out of durable material (and the expression on the chicken’s face is appropriate for a chicken that is being squawked) or even can be used as a party favor.

We have 2 in stock and can get more.

Spider in a Black Wooden Box Prank Gag for Arts and Crafts Projects (NEW) $19

This is the same as the “unfinished” one only painted black inside and out. The inside is black as this helps to hide the black spider as then the spider’s black color works as “camouflage” making it more of a surprise (and to do this we carefully painted around the spider and mechanism as the only way to take the mechanism out is to saw one end of the wooden dowel (as the box is built around the mechanism) which means it then can never be used as a prank again) and since we went through the trouble of painting the inside then we figured might as well paint the outside too so that it matches the inside so we did that and painting the outside was an easier job. The spider is not spring loaded, the spider comes out from the force of opening the box lid, and the lid knob is positioned perfectly to make the spider “grab” someone’s hand when they open it. As a prank you can say to someone afterwards “What, you don’t like the box where I keep my pet rubber spider?” And a good name for your pet rubber spider is “Charlotte” after the spider in the film “Charlotte’s Web” (1973). The prank is both reusable and harmless. There is a similar product on the market but with a rubber scorpion instead of a rubber spider but spiders generate more innate fear and are more relevant in popular culture as well so this one is better and it also means this prank is also a good one for Halloween. Besides it being used as a prank it can be used as a booby trap to startle a bad guy causing him to feel even more stress during a break-in, and a good placement for this is with other jewelry boxes or if you don’t have other jewelry boxes in a dresser in a sock drawer, hidden under socks, designed to make it look like it’s a stash box for cash. Since the spider and “spider movement facilitation mechanism” can easily be removed by sawing through one end of the wooden dowel that is part of it it then can be used as an ordinary jewelry box and the lid knob could be sawed off as well and then filed down and then painted to look like it was never there for a more conventional design jewelry box. And a jewelry box besides being good to store jewelry is also good for storing makeup, keys, change, arts and craft supplies, legal smoking supplies, etc. and helps to keep things organized and when it comes time to move no need to pack up what’s in it and make sure it’s protected, it’s already packed up and protected and so is ready to be placed in a cardboard moving box.

We have 0 in stock but will make more.

Spider in an Unfinished Wooden Box Prank Gag for Arts and Crafts Projects (NEW) $14

The box is fully assembled (like in the pictures) but is called unfinished because the idea is you would want to stain it or paint it or otherwise alter it for a fun and interesting arts and crafts project and the spider comes fully installed inside of it. The best color to paint it inside is black as this helps to hide the black spider as then the spider’s black color works as “camouflage” making it more of a surprise (and to do this you just carefully paint around the spider and mechanism as the only way to take the mechanism out is to saw one end of the wooden dowel (as the box is built around the mechanism) which means it then can never be used as a prank again) and if you are going to go through the trouble of painting the inside then might as well paint the outside too so that it matches the inside and painting the outside is an easier job. The spider is not spring loaded, the spider comes out from the force of opening the box lid, and the lid knob is positioned perfectly to make the spider “grab” someone’s hand when they open it. As a prank you can say to someone afterwards “What, you don’t like the box where I keep my pet rubber spider?” And a good name for your pet rubber spider is “Charlotte” after the spider in the film “Charlotte’s Web” (1973). The prank is both reusable and harmless. There is a similar product on the market but with a rubber scorpion instead of a rubber spider but spiders generate more innate fear and are more relevant in popular culture as well so this one is better and it also means this prank is also a good one for Halloween. Besides it being used as a prank it can be used as a booby trap to startle a bad guy causing him to feel even more stress during a break-in, and a good placement for this is with other jewelry boxes or if you don’t have other jewelry boxes in a dresser in a sock drawer, hidden under socks, designed to make it look like it’s a stash box for cash. Since the spider and “spider movement facilitation mechanism” can easily be removed by sawing through one end of the wooden dowel that is part of it it then can be used as an ordinary jewelry box and the lid knob could be sawed off as well and then filed down and then painted to look like it was never there for a more conventional design jewelry box. And a jewelry box besides being good to store jewelry is also good for storing makeup, keys, change, arts and craft supplies, legal smoking supplies, etc. and helps to keep things organized and when it comes time to move no need to pack up what’s in it and make sure it’s protected, it’s already packed up and protected and so is ready to be placed in a cardboard moving box.

We have 4 in stock and can get more.

Star Wars Yoda Pen Cereal Box Prize (NEW, sealed) $6

The force is strong with this item. If you buy this item, have a Yoda pen you will.

We have 1 in stock.